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标题: 【原创玩笑】泰坦尼克号船长记者新闻发布会 [打印本页]

作者: DF4D-3326 时间: 2013-10-23 19:51
标题: 【原创玩笑】泰坦尼克号船长记者新闻发布会
                                                                                 泰坦尼克号船长记者新闻发布会
                                                                        Press Conference of the Captaion from Titanic
记者A：“史密斯先生，请问您对沉船事故是怎么看的？”
Journalist A:"Captain Smith, what is your standpoint to the of the shipwreck?"
史密斯： “首先，请允许我像遇难人员表示哀悼。我没有预料到这场事故会让那么多人丧生，简直是无法想象。对于沉船这件事的本很，我不好再多说什么。”
Smith:"First things first, please allow me to condole with the people who were dead in this marine peril. I failed to augur the accident and could not imagine the scene. It is not convience for me to talk more about the peril."
记者B：“史密斯先生，请问您事先没有对泰坦尼克号轮船做一个全面的了解吗？”
Journalist B:" Mr. Smith, I would like to know whether you had made a comprehensive understanding of Titanic before setting out, please."
史密斯：“是这样的，在上船之前，我向技术人员，安德鲁，了解了这艘船的各项参数，我当时认为船是没问题的。4月14号的夜间，我接到了轮船撞冰山的通知。我立刻与安德鲁联系上了，被告知轮船没有任何问题，不会有任何影响，可以正常行驶。可是你也知道，我是船长，而不是造船的，因此，为了不耽误乘客的形成，我只能继续前进。至于你怎么想，我反正这么想了。”
Smith:" Well, I studied all thespecification fields of Titanic from the technician, Anderew, before leaving. I thought the ship was at a good status. in the mid-night, April 14th, I was informed that Titanic had impacted an iceberg while I made a connection with Anderew. He told me that it could not effect the ship's moving on. However, I am just a captain but not a technician. So I decided contnuing to avoid behind schedule. Think it or not, I think so."
记者C：“ 船长先生，请问为什么船上不多载些救生艇，难道配属的救生艇不是按照轮船的定员的吗？”
Journalist C:" Sir. Smith, why were there no more lifeboats put up on the ship? Isn't it set up according to the fixed number of staff members or passengers?
史密斯：“当时安德鲁说：‘这艘船很坚固，即使换掉三个船舱，船也不会沉没。因此，我们设置的救生艇就少了一些。我们腾出船上的更多空间来建娱乐设施供人们在旅途中消遣。大家都知道，这是搜很豪华的轮船。’当时，他给我解释的理由就是这样，至于你信不信，我反正信了。”
Smith:" Anderew told me :' The ship is as solid as a rock. It won't sink even if three of the holds are broken. We put up less lifeboat for it in order to built more amusement facilities for people to while away the time.' As we all know, it is such a luxury ship. ' That is the justification he gave me. As to whether you believe or not, I do believe."
记者D：“请问史密斯先生，轮船沉没后，冰冷的海面上依然找到了六个幸存者。我想请问，为什么你们在轮船彻底沉没后，不去尽力多救助几个人？”
Journalist D:" Mr. Smith. There were six survivors found on the icey sea. Would you please explain why you did not  try every means to save more people after the ship sank?"
史密斯：“是这样的，当时所有的救生艇已经坐满了人，已经无法容纳更多的人。在轮船下沉后，我们已经通过各种途径来尽力营救更多的人，可最终我们是无能为力。对于六个幸存者，我只能说这是个奇迹。至于你信不信，我反正信了。”
Smith:"My reason is that the lifeboats were too full to hold more people. After the ship sank ,we still tried many ways to save more people in water, but failed. Finally we were all incapable. I have to say it is really such a wonderful achievement for the six people.  As to whether you believe or not, I do believe."
记者E：“请问船长先生，您认为现在乘坐轮船还安全吗？”
JournalistE:" Mr. Smith, do you think it would be very safety for people by ship from now?"
史密斯：“ 这次的海难给人们留下了挥之不去的阴影，我完全能理解人们的心情。同时，我们会尽快做好善后工作。当然，我们也会对轮船的质量做一个提升。请相信，乘坐轮船还是很安全的。至于你信不信，我反正信了。”
Smith:" The marine perils has spreaded the seeds of psychological shadow. I completely understand people. Of course, we are also doing a good job in the aftermath. Now we are high on to improve the quality of ships. It is still safe to take a ship and please do not worry. As to whether you believe or not, I do believe."

作者: 牵着你的左手 时间: 2013-10-23 20:48
至于你信不信，我反正信了，哈哈，这句话我最擅长说的话！

作者: DF4D-3326 时间: 2013-10-23 20:53

牵着你的左手发表于 2013-10-23 20:48
至于你信不信，我反正信了，哈哈，这句话我最擅长说的话！

哈哈，As to whether you believe or not, I do believe.

作者: 牵着你的左手 时间: 2013-10-23 21:50

DF4D-3326 发表于 2013-10-23 20:53
哈哈，As to whether you believe or not, I do believe.

The world's first unsinkable Titanic settled in China, everyone aboard the titanic!

作者: DF4D-3326 时间: 2013-10-23 21:57

牵着你的左手发表于 2013-10-23 21:50
The world's first unsinkable Titanic settled in China, everyone aboard the titanic!

Well, actually, everyone is on the "ship titanic". It is only a matter of time.

作者: 牵着你的左手 时间: 2013-10-24 08:53
Said makes sense!

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